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Guns don't kill people. Foxx kills People.
  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Foxx allows to live.
  Foxx does not sleep. He waits.
  The chief export of Foxx is Pain.
  There is no chin under Foxx' Beard. There is only another fist.
  Foxx has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Foxx 3. Cancer
  Foxx drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  Foxx is my Homeboy.
  Foxx doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
 
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  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Foxx.

  • Foxx doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Foxx has allowed to live.

  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Foxx.

  • Foxx does not sleep. He waits.

  • Foxx is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Foxx is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  • Foxx counted to infinity - twice.

  • There is no chin behind Foxx’ beard. There is only another fist.

  • When Foxx does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

  • Foxx is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

  • Foxx’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

  • There is no such thing as global warming. Foxx was cold, so he turned the sun up.

  • Foxx can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

  • Foxx doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  • Foxx gave Mona Lisa that smile.

  • Foxx can slam a revolving door.

  • Foxx does not get frostbite. Foxx bites frost

  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.